Rio de Janeiro: Stalking a Crippled Masturbator

Rio de Janeiro: Stalking a Crippled Masturbator.
March 17.

Our friend Csilla from Hungary is an English teacher here in Rio de Janeiro.  When she used to live in an apartment in downtown Rio, the doorman of her complex thought she was a prostitute.  An eastern European woman who had plenty of male visitors in business suits, who would stay for an hour and then leave again…

St Patricks Day No Way.  I just do not feel like drinking right now.  Irmante says that I am on my period.  I wonder.  Maybe it is a crazy form the ayahuasca.  They told my me serotonin levels would be really high, but I feel grumpy.  Maybe it is not that I am grumpy, but that I do not have the ambition to be in a great mood.

Irmante came back to the house to tell me that her and Csilla had just seen a man in a wheelchair who was leaning over a ledge, watching two and three year old children on a playground, masturbating.  I suggested we get some eggs to throw at the Crippled Masturbator.  Csilla called the house and told us that she had went to tell the police who said they were going to find him and beat him up.  So, Irmante and I raced out of the house to try to find him.  We seen him on the street and he was freaking out, telling, and throwing bottles.  I wanted to get a picture of him, and we walked a little ways down the street to the scene of the crime.  When we came back he was gone.  We searched for him, hard.  He was gone.  The Crippled Masturbator in a wheelchair outmaneuvered us.  We stalked the streets for about 15 minutes in all directions, but he was gone.  Defiant pedophile Crippled Masturbator…