How to Drive a Corvette
There is something about driving in the dark in a really cool car on a three-hour road-trip, flying down the black-top behind a purple set of pop-up headlights, with a beautiful blonde in the passenger side who is sipping Peach Smirnoff Ice and dancing in her seat while we listen and sing along to old Tom Petty and ZZ Top, that is really fucking awesome. My life is magnificent voyage right now…