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The Synchronicity of Tom Petty and the Name, ‘Jen’. 5 October 2017. Life is weird and has patterns. One could never understand how synchronicity seems to happen in the bizarre ways it does… Tom Petty’s death has hurt me. I loved his music and the way he carried himself as the coolest and most casual person one could ever wish to meet. He is one of my heroes. I have been listening to so much of his music again over the...
April 10 Lala woke me up at 08:00 because she had prepared breakfast for me. Julia, right behind her, had a nice morning shine and sat with me for breakfast. Today would turn out to be Opposite Day! Awesome Opposite Day. Play this while you read. I heard this today. It has been years since I heard this song. Somehow I forgot how great the Bellamy Brothers were. This is a beautiful song… Well, today went down like this… I...
Reverse Roles Damage Control Xavier told me that running a hostel in Marrakech brings up hostel-cultural issues in the Muslim country that do not apply in most of the rest of the western world. For example, hostels often have mixed dorm rooms, but in Morocco, it is illegal to have a Moroccan male and a Moroccan female sharing the same room. A different set of rules applies to the locals. But, being that it is a hostel, crazy things happen...
Magic Mushroom Girls My friend Mick used to manage a hostel in Amsterdam. He told me that one evening he was at reception when two cute girls came down to the desk, completely naked. He said he could see by their eyes that they were really high on something and guessed that it was mushrooms. They were asking him questions about the hostel or Amsterdam and he pretended like they were not naked and tried to have a normal discussion...
The Thong Alessio had been working in the hostel in Valencia for a while. He told me that they had an older Colombian cleaning lady who had a great body. He said she always wore thong-underwear that stuck out above her pants when she was bent over. One day she was cleaning the bathroom and when she shut off the vacuum cleaner, she could hear a sound coming from one of the stalls that sounded like someone was masturbating. Eventually...
Storage Room Hostel Sex. My friend Kate has been managing hostels for years. I asked her for her best story. She told me this: “There were three girls lined up at the reception desk to check-in. I can not remember what time it was, but people had not checked-out of the rooms from the night before yet, so I guess it was before 11:00am. Behind the three girls were three guys, and the three girls and the three guys kind of...
The Power of an Old Crush. I had not seen her in about 10 years. I used to have a massive crush on her 19 years ago when I was growing up. I have been away for nearly a decade and recently returned for a spell. We became friends on Facebook. Then, two days ago I received this message from her: ‘Umm…Just FYI, Your Facebook pages tell me that you might be the coolest. person. ever. 🙂 Just want I...
Bangkok, Thailand -Sex Show [su_dropcap]I[/su_dropcap]t was early August and my German girlfriend and I had just left Australia on a cheap flight to squeaky clean Singapore. After a couple of days of sightseeing and eating, I stumbled across $98 tickets to fly into Bangkok. Bangkok is always an interesting city of naughtiness. I had once previously encountered the wonders of a sex show in Thailand and I asked my girlfriend if she was interested in seeing one. When she told...
Vang Vieng Paradise of Laos Girls [su_dropcap]V[/su_dropcap]ang Vieng. My paradise. Vang Vieng has a lot of things to do that can occupy a man’s day, including, it seems, local Laos girls who really like western boys. You can explore the caves, ride a tube down the river, party all day in the sun and in the riverside bar-shacks, and splash into the river on the giant rope swings. Another great way to spend your day is by doing nothing and...
Phuket, Thailand Sex Show 7 January 2007. Well, my buddy Mike and I made it to Phuket, Thailand. It was evening when we arrived and decided to voyage out into the street to see some of the life. We were walking along the crowded street, having fun drinking beer and looking at the ridiculous amount of hookers dancing on outdoor tables in the nightlife center of the island. Suddenly we were approached by a man on the street with a...
Death Threat Thailand Sex Diary. [su_dropcap]T[/su_dropcap]hailand is just about the exact place I had heard tales about. Everyone who has ever been there has a fable of their own. After visiting Thailand, I am convinced that most of the legends I have heard about drugs, parties and prostitution are probably true. This is my account of the naughtiness in tropical, beautiful Thailand…. My friend Mike and I ended up on the island of Koh Samui, in southern Thailand, just before...
Beautiful Manipulation by Saigon Ladies [su_dropcap]M[/su_dropcap]y friend Mike and I were backpacking down the coast of Vietnam, living cheap, living well, and partying hard. It was pretty awesome for me to have a friend from home come to meet me in Asia to add a little culture to his life. Mike made plans for the sights he wanted us to see on our journey. I hunted for women. It had been a year since Mike and I had seen each...
Absinthe and Russian Women Vladivostok, Russia [su_dropcap]W[/su_dropcap]e flew to Vladivostok, Russia, just north of the North Korean border in July. We may as well have flown to the end of the earth. Vladivostok, Russia is about the last place anyone would ever think to visit, let alone go to for an adventure with underlying hopes of getting laid. We arrived at the airport at 5:30 pm and a man from our pre-booked hotel was standing there with a sign. I...
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August 3, 2008 Bangkok, Thailand -Sex Show [su_dropcap]I[/su_dropcap]t was early August and my German girlfriend and I had just left Australia on a cheap flight to squeaky…
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May 1, 2012 I was up at 7:00am, showered, packed and caught a bus from my hotel to Hyun Jin’s place where she fed me breakfast. She…