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Montevideo to Buenos Aires: No Sleep City. April 5. I woke up when Irmante was kicking the bottom of my bunk bed. I looked down at her. She told me it was noon. Time to get moving from Montevideo to Buenos Aires. We had to hurry to pull ourselves together to get to the ferry. She was really hung over and sick and grumpy and miserable about everything. But, she came through the other side. It cost us $37 U.S....
Punta del Diablo to Montevideo: Caballo Loco Hostel. April 4. I woke up in our hostel in Punta del Diablo and had my first shower in four days. That was pretty awesome. I did not feel dirty, but I probably was. There was only brown water at Cobo Polinio so it was not much of an option there. When we arrived here yesterday, I was already dirty, so I just dealt with it. I stole a towel from the hostel....
Montevideo to Cabo Polonio: Freedom. April 1. We checked out of the Caballo Loco hostel, where I had made good friends with owner Felipe who told me he was sad to see me leave. There are good people at that hostel. Irmante and I caught a bus to the main bus transport station to catch a life from Montevideo to Cabo Polonio. My ridiculous hair is making people guess that we are Brazilians, even though Irmante is so obviously Eastern...
Montevideo: Alive Uruguay Rugby Team. March 31. I slept late and missed breakfast, finally showered, and Irmante told me she was going on a free walking tour of the Montevideo. I decided to join. This city has a great vibe. I am not sure why I like it here so much, but it seems to be really cool. The Rio de la Plata that runs along the banks of this city is the widest river in the world; 220 kilometers...
Montevideo Party Time. March 30. Lazy, and out of bed at 12:30pm. I was tired. Irmante was sick as a sick dog because she did not starve herself from food and water to choke the sunofagun of a cold off. So, I went on a health shopping spree for her and tried to sort her future out. I drew a mustache on her with a marker. It was a rainy shitty day. I made buddies with the guy who runs...
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May 4, 2014 Breakfast was at 8:30am, and I was the last to arrive. I was still feeling effects of the chicha, the local corn-moonshine we had…
July 26, 2014 I wish I could say that we were inside of a pristine shiny and sterile cocaine lab that I had pictured in my mind…
June 3, 2016 Convincing a 20 year old to get out of bed at 10:30 is no easy feat… It turns out that playing Slayer really loud…
March 15, 2014 We were up early to meet a group of three other gringos at Central station at 10am. We were early. We were tired. We…
January 30, 2015 My father was hanging out with me in the basement, and then he began getting his band equipment together to haul upstairs to load…
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