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Nungwi Zanzibar: A Head of Exotic Follicles. Dec 14 As I went for a walk, I heard a local girl say hello to me from a great distance. I could just see that she was wearing an orange dress. I was gone for about an hour and when I came back, she was sitting with a couple of local gentlemen on a step close to where my guesthouse is located. As I came by, she was saying hello again and...
Regina: Checking the Oil. September 3. Today was time for a full STI check. I call it checking the oil. I have no concerns. It is just time to have the oil checked. I showed up at the Regina Qu’Appelle Health Clinic as a ‘walk-in.’ Time to look under the hood. I was the last guy to get in for checking the oil. A pretty girl about my age took me into her office. I have always thought about how...
Palomino: Pondering Relationships and Flings. August 6. It is crazy how far behind four days without internet can put me. So I spent a lot of today laying in a hammock looking at the beach and catching up on life. Women are interesting creatures. One day I think that quiet and shy ones like me because they like to have a leader, and then I meet a really outgoing woman and it turns out that she likes me because she...
Taganga Hookers, Transvestites, and Friends. August 2. Hookers are funny. That is a fact. We spent the day at Playa Grande, about a 20 minute hike from our hostel in Taganga. Knut and I drank beer and swam while Marc went on a dive with the Dutch girls we were with last night. In the evening the Italian girls joined us in the same club as we had been the night before. I need to get better at picking up...
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February 7, 2016 Today was a special day where I went to spend an hour with a silverback gorilla family in the mountains of Rwanda. It was…
January 10, 2017 Anyone ever heard of a band called Electric Eel Shock? There is a reason why you haven’t. The reason why you haven’t heard of…
May 4, 2014 Breakfast was at 8:30am, and I was the last to arrive. I was still feeling effects of the chicha, the local corn-moonshine we had…
August 3, 2008 Bangkok, Thailand -Sex Show [su_dropcap]I[/su_dropcap]t was early August and my German girlfriend and I had just left Australia on a cheap flight to squeaky…
July 26, 2014 I wish I could say that we were inside of a pristine shiny and sterile cocaine lab that I had pictured in my mind…
June 3, 2016 Convincing a 20 year old to get out of bed at 10:30 is no easy feat… It turns out that playing Slayer really loud…
March 15, 2014 We were up early to meet a group of three other gringos at Central station at 10am. We were early. We were tired. We…
January 30, 2015 My father was hanging out with me in the basement, and then he began getting his band equipment together to haul upstairs to load…
March 18, 2013 Want the recipe for a fascinating day? This one serves three: Step One – Get Ingredients and Heat up the Oven It started when…
May 1, 2012 I was up at 7:00am, showered, packed and caught a bus from my hotel to Hyun Jin’s place where she fed me breakfast. She…