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July 19 How to Get Your Phone Stolen in Bogota. In nine years and 62 countries of travel, I have never had anything stolen. That changed today. Bogota is not being very nice… Today was a terrible hang over day. I will not drink aguardiente again. We are through. It makes me grumpy and irrational. Then I was sick the entire day. A German girl in my dorm and I went to Museo del Oro, the Gold Museum in Bogota....
Puerto Ayora, Galapagos: The Lion Thief. June 11. Muay Consodo. I do not seem to be sleeping anymore, and that is a shame because I am really good at it when I get to try it. In the afternoon I headed to the fish market of Puerto Ayora because I heard there is a lot of action there. The market was finished for the day but there were a lot of pelicans around the place. Abruptly, a sea lion showed...
Beautiful Manipulation by Saigon Ladies [su_dropcap]M[/su_dropcap]y friend Mike and I were backpacking down the coast of Vietnam, living cheap, living well, and partying hard. It was pretty awesome for me to have a friend from home come to meet me in Asia to add a little culture to his life. Mike made plans for the sights he wanted us to see on our journey. I hunted for women. It had been a year since Mike and I had seen each...
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August 3, 2008 Bangkok, Thailand -Sex Show [su_dropcap]I[/su_dropcap]t was early August and my German girlfriend and I had just left Australia on a cheap flight to squeaky…
February 7, 2016 Today was a special day where I went to spend an hour with a silverback gorilla family in the mountains of Rwanda. It was…
January 10, 2017 Anyone ever heard of a band called Electric Eel Shock? There is a reason why you haven’t. The reason why you haven’t heard of…
May 4, 2014 Breakfast was at 8:30am, and I was the last to arrive. I was still feeling effects of the chicha, the local corn-moonshine we had…
July 26, 2014 I wish I could say that we were inside of a pristine shiny and sterile cocaine lab that I had pictured in my mind…
June 3, 2016 Convincing a 20 year old to get out of bed at 10:30 is no easy feat… It turns out that playing Slayer really loud…
March 15, 2014 We were up early to meet a group of three other gringos at Central station at 10am. We were early. We were tired. We…
January 30, 2015 My father was hanging out with me in the basement, and then he began getting his band equipment together to haul upstairs to load…
March 18, 2013 Want the recipe for a fascinating day? This one serves three: Step One – Get Ingredients and Heat up the Oven It started when…
January 7, 2007 Phuket, Thailand Sex Show 7 January 2007. Well, my buddy Mike and I made it to Phuket, Thailand. It was evening when we arrived…