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Taganga to Tayrona National Park: A-holes. August 3. I am turning into a mean person because of the pure alcoholism that has taken over my life since Marc arrived. I told off a German girl who kept on slamming the dorm-room door while we were sleeping. Then I challenged the massive Scottish guy who ran our hostel because I wanted a better price from him for the dorm for him not having internet for us for the two days...
Taganga Hookers, Transvestites, and Friends. August 2. Hookers are funny. That is a fact. We spent the day at Playa Grande, about a 20 minute hike from our hostel in Taganga. Knut and I drank beer and swam while Marc went on a dive with the Dutch girls we were with last night. In the evening the Italian girls joined us in the same club as we had been the night before. I need to get better at picking up...
Barranquilla to Taganga: Pressured. Aug 1. Girls drive me crazy… It is because they are nuts. I just feel like they are totally irrational…all of the time. Marc, Knut and I went for lunch in a place in Barranquilla where there were chickens walking running though our legs. I like a fun restaurant like that. I caught a chicken and hypnotized it for them. That entertains people. We wanted to get from Barranquilla to Taganga, so we packed up at...
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February 7, 2016 Today was a special day where I went to spend an hour with a silverback gorilla family in the mountains of Rwanda. It was…
January 10, 2017 Anyone ever heard of a band called Electric Eel Shock? There is a reason why you haven’t. The reason why you haven’t heard of…
May 4, 2014 Breakfast was at 8:30am, and I was the last to arrive. I was still feeling effects of the chicha, the local corn-moonshine we had…
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March 15, 2014 We were up early to meet a group of three other gringos at Central station at 10am. We were early. We were tired. We…
January 30, 2015 My father was hanging out with me in the basement, and then he began getting his band equipment together to haul upstairs to load…
March 18, 2013 Want the recipe for a fascinating day? This one serves three: Step One – Get Ingredients and Heat up the Oven It started when…
May 1, 2012 I was up at 7:00am, showered, packed and caught a bus from my hotel to Hyun Jin’s place where she fed me breakfast. She…