How To Live Like a Rockstar When You are Not One...
by The Beave · Published February 28, 2016 · Last modified November 23, 2016
Nairobi to Arusha: Blagging Immigration. Feb 28 So I realize that it is a leap year and that means tomorrow is a fancy day. I feel like I need an explanation as to why some months have 30 days and some have 31. What is the reason that February normally only has 28 for ¾ of the time? Who came up with this nonsensical number system…and now that I think about it, why 24 hours? Why did they not base...
Nairobi Mardi Gras. Feb 27 I started the day by making a fake plane ticket that will fly from Lusaka, Zambia to Johannesburg, South Africa on March 10th. Tanzania is in my way heading south and I cannot go around it because I cannot get into Congo. So, the only way to get to Zambia is to pass through Tanzania. A regular visa is $50, which I bought last time, but a transit visa (good for 14 days) is only...
Nairobi Matatu Culture. Feb 26 It was 09:00 when I woke up. Juliette woke up as well. She told me that she had, “…so much fun last night.” Awesome! Juliette asked me if I went to church. I told her I am an atheist. She asked me if I pray to God. I told her that I do not believe in God. The extremely confused look that she gave me was pretty incredible. She just looked at me with really...
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