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Masindi to Entebbe: Smooth Ridin’ Boring Timin’. Feb 16 My hotel cleaning ladies seem to have a thing for me. Both of them were in my room this morning. One of them was on my bed and asked me to take her with me when I leave. I asked her if she wanted to fall in love and if I was looking at my future right now. She told me she wants to see Europe and North America. She asked...
The Fair Museum in Masindi. Feb 15 I took a maintenance day today. Being up until 06:00 to try to catch up on life is generally just borrowing most of tomorrow for more of today. But, when you are on a roll, it is hard to stop to reset for the following day. Masindi is stifling hot. I walked around and checked out the town in the afternoon, though being in the sun was like being a turkey in an...
Butiaba to Masindi: Scrap-Heap Car Adventures. Feb 14 Happy Valentine’s Day! The closest I got to romance was this: I walked into a cheap hotel in a town called Masindi in Uganda. While I was waiting for a receptionist to appear, I noticed on the wall was a glass cabinet that said “Free Condoms” on the outside of it. I wondered what kind of a hotel this was. Free condoms is a bargain price. I went to take a handful,...
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March 15, 2014 We were up early to meet a group of three other gringos at Central station at 10am. We were early. We were tired. We…
January 30, 2015 My father was hanging out with me in the basement, and then he began getting his band equipment together to haul upstairs to load…
March 18, 2013 Want the recipe for a fascinating day? This one serves three: Step One – Get Ingredients and Heat up the Oven It started when…
January 7, 2007 Phuket, Thailand Sex Show 7 January 2007. Well, my buddy Mike and I made it to Phuket, Thailand. It was evening when we arrived…