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April 30 I arrived in my lovely and wonderful London at 07:00. My ‘London home’ feeling. The immigration man was typically English witty. ‘STAMP’! Fundon, I am home. London…Baby, I am so glad to be here. Everything about you is exciting. Getting on the Tube is exciting. Using my British bank card with no foreign fees is exciting. Blending in as a typical white person is exciting. White women are exciting. Falling love 15 times in the 2...
Big Beaver Diaries / Uruguay 2014
by The Beave · Published April 2, 2014 · Last modified January 5, 2017
Cabo Polonio: Weed Brownies aka Cabo Polonio: Brownie Moron Medication… April 2. We had quite a day. Irmante and I went for a walk past a very smelly dead sea lion on the way to the lighthouse on the end of the peninsula. It cost us $20 Uruguayan ($1 US) to climb it and have a look around. It is the only tourist attraction here. This is a really cool and quaint little town. Any town that has 38 residents...
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