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Ethiopia 2016 / London

April 30, 2016

Ethiopia to London – I am ‘Home’!

April 30 I arrived in my lovely and wonderful London at 07:00. My ‘London home’ feeling. The immigration man was typically English witty. ‘STAMP’! Fundon, I am home. London…Baby, I am so glad to be here. Everything about you is exciting. Getting on the Tube is exciting. Using my British bank card with no foreign fees is exciting. Blending in as a typical white person is exciting. White women are exciting. Falling love 15 times in the 2...

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“When I was a little boy, I had a motorcycle on my farm. I also had two big dogs; a female white samoyed-husky named Sasha, and a male black lab named Butch. I did not know a lot about the nature of things at the time, but I did know that Butch and Sasha really liked each other. Something that I also did not know at the time was that when dogs have sex, they often get knotted together to ensure the pregnancy, and the male dog has a tough time getting himself out of the female dog. But, how is a nine-year-old to know something like that? All I seen as I was riding my motorcycle was my two dogs, who were by then standing ass to ass, in opposite directions. My, how much fun it would be to ride between my dogs and make them run in opposite directions as I came towards them with my motorcycle. I sped up as I was heading towards them. I can remember their faces and their tongues hanging out as they were panting. I also remember getting too-late close, and wondering why my dogs were not getting out of the way. I can remember seeing Sasha’s face, and the horror in her eyes in the moment before the impact. The next thing that I can remember is seeing a black dog and fur rolling one way and a white dog and fur rolling the other way. They got separated, but it was only after I ran over Butch’s dick.”

— Butch and Sasha

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