Presenting Your Familiar Wrestler Movie Star

Presenting Your Familiar Wrestler Movie Star

Ron was with his wife and her friend. They were in their 70’s. His wife told me I look familiar. I told her that makes sense as I am a movie-star. She believed me and asked, “What movies have you been in?” I said, “I will just give you some time. You will figure it out…” Her and the friend were looking at me and studying me. I came clean and said I was teasing them, and that I am not a movie star. The wife asked, “Who do you look like then? You know who you look like?” I said, “Well, I see the same person in the mirror every single day!” She said, “Maybe you look like a wrestler…” I looked at my arms and said, “Yes ma’am, I used to be a wrestler. That is obvious. It is a good thing I still have my shirt on or else Ron would be fighting to keep you gals off of me.” She bought me a beer for that.

They asked me where I was staying. I said, “I do not have a place yet… Am I staying in your spare bedroom?” The wife pointed to her friend and said, “She’s already staying there.” I looked at the friend and as seductively as I could I replied, “Oh…good…is it a double bed?” She said, “No, it is a couch…” Ron was laughing.

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