My Entertaining Father
Dad was washing the floor in the laundry-room/bathroom as I was dusting the corners to get rid of the cobwebs. I said, “This is a pretty weird situation for you and I…isn’t it?” He smirked.
After I had vacuumed the floor dad asked, “You got the whole place clean before she gets here?”
I said, “I am just washing my sheets.”
He asked, “Did you put a lot of Bounce in them?”
I said, “That’s later dad!”
He laughed at that.