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- Meeting a Silverback Gorilla Family, Rwanda
February 7, 2016 Today was a special day where I went to spend an hour with a silverback gorilla family in the mountains of Rwanda. It was… - Tinku Festival in Bolivia – Part 2, The Fights
May 4, 2014 Breakfast was at 8:30am, and I was the last to arrive. I was still feeling effects of the chicha, the local corn-moonshine we had… - Inside of a Cocaine Lab – San Agustín, Colombia
July 26, 2014 I wish I could say that we were inside of a pristine shiny and sterile cocaine lab that I had pictured in my mind… - “The Bloodhound Gang are Wankers!”
January 10, 2017 Anyone ever heard of a band called Electric Eel Shock? There is a reason why you haven’t. The reason why you haven’t heard of… - Shin Kicking World Championship in Cotswold
June 3, 2016 Convincing a 20 year old to get out of bed at 10:30 is no easy feat… It turns out that playing Slayer really loud… - Ayahuasca and Mental Inception – Rio de Janeiro Forest
March 15, 2014 We were up early to meet a group of three other gringos at Central station at 10am. We were early. We were tired. We… - Making Music in a Senior Citizen’s Center
January 30, 2015 My father was hanging out with me in the basement, and then he began getting his band equipment together to haul upstairs to load… - The Recipe for a Fascinating Day
March 18, 2013 Want the recipe for a fascinating day? This one serves three: Step One – Get Ingredients and Heat up the Oven It started when… - Bangkok, Thailand – Sex Show
August 3, 2008 Bangkok, Thailand -Sex Show t was early August and my German girlfriend and I had just left Australia on a cheap flight to squeaky… - Sailing the Pacific Ocean from Guam to Japan
May 1, 2012 I was up at 7:00am, showered, packed and caught a bus from my hotel to Hyun Jin’s place where she fed me breakfast. She…